My rucksack is apparently getting heavier on it's own steam - it's added 3.5ks to it's weight since Heathrow, according to the latest airport scales, although I've only added a t-shirt and a few cotton items! If I hadn't been packing it myself, it would seem that someone has been placing metal bars in it - or the airport scales are wrong. But on saying that, it feels lighter to me and very recently I've had to help a taxi driver to get it out of the boot of his cab (with one swing and using just one of my arms, may I add) and also get it up onto a luggage rack as the male porter couldn't manage it! Now I'm either getting stronger (unlikely, but be prepared for Superwoman to return to the UK), delusional or hallucinogenic - perhaps caused by an overload of mangoes or, said mangoes are helping me to grow muscle rather than fat - a medical breakthrough! In addition to this marvel, I have now realised that I have added the following skills to my CV: I can carry a 15kg weight along with protecting valuable documents and money whilst eating a mango and asking a thieving, begging child why they are not at school. I am therefore now adequately qualified to work in Tesco or as a lollipop/school crossing lady.
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